Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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