these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
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