From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
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We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
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How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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