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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  you were so drunk you slurred your pauses

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?

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  25 People Confess What They’re Shamefully Attracted To

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon

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  These 23 People Share the Worst Advice They’ve Been Given

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• (310): View more from California

  I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.

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• (585): View more from New York

  A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment

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• (714): View more from California

  I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green

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