i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
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Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
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I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask