Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
organizing the empties. That sober.
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I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
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If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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