I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
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you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
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I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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