I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
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i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
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Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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