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• (571): View more from Virginia

  shaved balls and baby powder=awesome

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.

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• (518): View more from New York

  Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge

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• (925): View more from California

  It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.

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• (607): View more from New York

  guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...

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• (347): View more from New York

  What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?

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  Here's a rule: don't

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