I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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