I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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