Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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