He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
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Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
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Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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