Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
wanna go halves on a baby?
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
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once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
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100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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