hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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