dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
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So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
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I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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