Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
