I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Dude, this chick just tossed my salad hard. All that I could picture was a dog trying to get the last of the peanut butter out of the jar of Jiff and trying not to think of how grotesque my last dump was.
Then she tried to kiss me and I wouldn't and she got pissed off and went to sleep. Then about an hour later, her kid called her. She went home and on the way out I told her to wash her mouth before she kissed her kid good night. Weird night..
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
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It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
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I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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