Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
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