It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
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This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
So many bounce houses so little time
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
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you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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