my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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