sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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