I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
no, he came in my armpit
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
