How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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