Moan for me like Helen Keller
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
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Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
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I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
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