no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Fuck me I smell like cheese
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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