yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
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