Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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