one two three fourrrrnication!
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
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