dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
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with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
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THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
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