"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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