this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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