he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
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I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
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When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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