Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I got a call from 999 999 9999. I didn't answer it because I was too busy freaking out about the number.
It was probably Jesus.
I feel like he would have left a message.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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