still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
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I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
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My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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