i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
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I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
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ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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