I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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