whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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