i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
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Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
She bit a glass in half.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
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There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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