She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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