glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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