No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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