i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
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Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
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And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
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