My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
there was a trapeze. enough said
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
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He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
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He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
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