Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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