Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
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