Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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