do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
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The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
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I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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