i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
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I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
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I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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