i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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