that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
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Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
You brought string cheese to the strip club
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He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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