The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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