my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
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He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
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I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
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considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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