I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
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I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
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You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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